Christmas Vacation 2008 - ROAD TRIP!

( I will be adding pictures to this as I go. Check back soon )

We have a family tradition of taking a vacation over the Christmas holidays. This year started out to be going to Death Valley, but at the last minute, because of global warming or something the whole southwest got a cold snap, and we changed it to Florida. Now, normal folks would get on a jet, and be good corporate consumers going to the usual theme parks.

Screw Disneyworld, We are going to Weeki Wachee. I remember seeing endless dumb commercials about this place when I was in grade school, and apparently it still exists. Road trips are so great. No one would ever fly to a town that has a population of 5 to see one of these 1950's roadside attractions. This is the Florida equivalent of the Lizard Shows along Rt 66.

12/22/08 Evening:

Ok I am here, across the street from Weeki Watchee Springs, and the mermaid shows are closed Mon -> Wed in the winter. I will get pictures of the outside and grounds tomorrow. I need a [Florida] tag for this post just like FARK. I did get to experience a local treat, barbecued Manatee. A little sweet, but not bad. I love local road food.

12/23/08 Evening:

I made it to Ft Myers tonight, stopped at a great little seafood place on US 41 and had steamed shrimp. After freezing just 3 days ago in Joliet, I am now having trouble with the air conditioning in my room. I know, Awwwww.

12/24/08 Evening:

Today I took old US 41 across the Everglades. This road was called "Alligator Alley" and before I-75 was the only way across Southern Florida. Wow! What an interesting trip. Miles of Everglades, Vultures at the rest stops, and along the road I must have counted at least half a dozen alligators out sunning themselves. (See pictures).

There were zillions of air boat rides stands, Indian Villages, hundreds of cranes, and other birds. What a wonderfull and interesting place.

Tonight I ended up in West Palm Beach. I have to pick the kid up at Ft Lauderdale Airport tomorrow afternoon. I took A1A along the beach up here and was really shocked to see how many zillionaires there are with yachts and houses gaudy beyond reason. If there is a depression in this country, it isn't here. I am just thinking that here is where my IRA and my daughters lost retirement money is. It is wrong for these people to have so much while our country is broke, we have no socialized health care, and so many working family's are losing their homes. There is no combination of words that makes a valid excuse for this.

12/25/08 Evening:

Drove up A1A to Brevard County, nothing exciting, just killing time, then picked up the kid at the lauderdale airport. Tomorrow, the keys. Tonight, motel in Homestead.

12/26/08 Evening:

Drove down the Keys today. Stopped at Marathon key for a 20 minute ride in an aerobatic Bi-Plane. WOW! saw Marathon Key, the reef, and did some 1.5+ and 0.5- G maneuvers. What a ride. Tonight we are at the Marriott in a suite on the beach, because hard as it sounds to believe, it was cheaper than 2 rooms at the Days Inn. Go figure?

12/27/08 Evening:

Back in Florida City. Relaxed day, moseyed up the Keys, had lunch at the Cracked Conch Cafe in Marathon Key. Tried Conch several different ways, I love it. The drove up North and to the Everglades National Park. Looks like the Bush administration has the National Park system pretty low on it's list or priorities. The Everglades are awe inspiring though. If there were dinosaurs still roaming the earth, they would be here. As with other national parks that I have been to, most of the visitors were Germans, French, and Japanese. It seems that a whole generation of kids in the USA have missed the beauty of our land in favor of corporate theme parks, and in car DVD players burning the same corporate brainwashing into the kids minds as are available at the theme parks. Sad.

12/28/08 Evening:

We drove old US 41 across the Everglades today. Stopped and took a 1 hour air boat ride. The Everglades seem to me like the primordial soup of life. Insects, Dinosaurs, ( Birds ), Reptiles. and on the few patches of land, wild boars, cougars, bear, dear. The air boat is the life line, there is no way to travel without it. Any way, it was fun. Drove on 41 till we stopped in Venice FL.


12/30/08 Morning:

At Cocoa Beach. Nice places. Looks like it was the place to go to the beach in the 60's 70's. I actually like it. Yesterday the kid and I went to the Kennedy Space Center. Blah!!! what has our country come to. The dumbing down of America is just sad. Everything, I mean every exhibit has had all technical information carefully filtered to make sure nothing is left. It now costs $40.00 per person to get in, you have to go through metal detectors then be questioned and searched by a guard. I am sick of this. You now have to wait in line for ove3r an hour to board a bus to go to the Space Center it's self. I am truly saddened by the whole experience. One interesting note, the Bush administration has decided to collect and destroy every piece of information plan, specification about the Saturn V rocket booster. They say it is so terrorists can't build one. ( If you have seen one, you will know how ridicules that is) . I say it is because all patents associated with the Saturn V are public domain, and Lockheed Martin and their ilk can't fleece the American public by charging 100 times the value for each part. Anyway, don't bother with NASA if you are going to Florida.

1/3/09 Evening:

I spent the last few days wandering along US 98 / US 90 through Apalachicola, Panama City, Pensacola (FL), Mobile, Biloxi, then up US 49 / I-55 to West Memphis AR where I am tonight. I like that area commonly known as the "Redneck Riviera". Stopped for shrimp in my all time favorite restaurant, the Original Oyster House, on Causeway 90 in Gulf Shores AL. Stayed in Biloxi, drove past Gulfport MS, where the billions of bux given to KBR to fix Katrina damage has done nothing to this day but line their pockets. Then up North stopping at the very best Southern Cooking resturant there is, Hamils in Madison MS. The rest of the run is interstate so I will end this thred here saying that it was a wonderful time.

Cheers

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